"The Blizzard of '79, two small children, no morning kindergarten, endless games
of Candyland and short supply of chocolate. All of these things and events
led up to me writing my first book."
~Nora Roberts
There were no small children, no games of
Candlyland and not only just no short supply of chocolate, but no supply at all, during my experience in the Blizzard of '06.
Around 5:45 I finally dragged myself out of bed, surprised to see my heat was actually on high enough that it was warm outside of the covers. I tried to check how much snow had fallen, but my windows fog up in my bedroom. I walk to the living room to look out the balcony doors. My car is covered, but it doesn't look so bad. My morning continues as usual, the only difference being that i bundled up before heading out the door.
I clear off my car and I'm on my way. The roads are by no means good, but they're not too bad. I'm not surprised though. In my experience Milwaukee County doesn't understand what a plow is. I slowly make it to I-94. It's all down hill from here.
I slowly merged onto the highway, sort of getting in a lane. Traffic is moving slowly, but it doesn't seem so bad. I can definitely make it to work. The cars
in front of my are slowly trudging along. Everyone seems to be merging to the left, so I follow suit. Well, I tried to follow suit, but my car didn't agree with the plan. Instead, I drifted to the right. Then I stopped. No, the car stopped. (Ed. note: It's stories like this that make me wish I was one of those people who named their car. This would be so much more entertaining then.) I had driven no more than 8 miles. It took me 1 hour.
After trying to get the car to move for a few minutes, I switch on my
hazards and start to think about what I can possible do. With no real solutions come to mind, it was time to call home. What they were going to be able to do 90 miles away, I'm not sure, but it seemed like a good idea. After deciding that my best bet was to maybe try and dig out around my tires, I carefully get out of my car and face the snow. That, was not the solution. So it was back to my car. After making about more attempts I sit back in my car feeling dejected, with tears on their way any minute. Just then, a white car is next to me with the window down. "Do you need a push?" the kind stranger says. "Yes, thank you!" I eagerly reply.
After about five
minutes of pushing, he gets me out! I slowly roll back along with the traffic. The exit to turn around is just a mile away. I finally get off the highway and start my voyage along the
side streets. Nearly an hour later, I am almost home. Less than 50 yards from the driveway to my building, the car
in front of me gets stuck. She turns it around and calls back to me that I need to just turn around because I'll just slide back. Well, I need to go forward in order to turn around, and I do it with no problem so I figure I can make it the short distance to my place. Wrong again Kim. A bus was stuck in the snow - right
in front of the drive. Next plan of action: Drive to the hardware store a few blocks up and leave my car there. I get to the hardware store and it is clear I'm not making it into the lot. It's time to head back. After making a circle that took me a few miles, I make it back to my intersection. I can see the bus is still there. Looks like I'll be parking in the Sentry parking lot. Seems simple enough.
Once again, my car is stuck. Luckily there aren't many cars around so I am able to go in reverse to get myself out of the mess. I some how manage to pull into what could be considered a parking spot, and begin my walk up the big hill to my apartment. The bus is gone.
Two hours after leaving for work, I was back in my apartment. My jeans were soaked. My hair, which had been straight two hours earlier, was now curly in random chucks from getting wet in the snow. My gloves were dirty and wet. But I was home. I was warm, sort of. And most importantly, I was not in my car any more.
But now what? I was too worked up and stressed out to just go back to bed. I couldn't go anywhere. I was too restless to just sit and watch TV. Well after talking about it for a week, I put up my Christmas tree. I also cleaned the place a bit. Looks quite festive now. Around lunch time the snow had pretty much stopped so I decided I'd head over to get my car. The parking lot had been plowed, so I figured this would be a breeze. Well, the area around my car wasn't. Stuck again. I manage to rock myself out of the snow and head to the road. About 20 feet later I was turning into the drive to my building. You guessed it, stuck again. A woman walking by stops and tries pushing me. No luck. Another nice stranger stops his car and gets out to help push. Nothing. He offers to drive it up, as he's very good at
maneuvering through the snow, if I'm OK with it. I say sure. He gets my car in and up to the visitor lot. We can't get it into a spot all the way, but I figure that's better than nothing. My car is at least safe in a parking lot.
Finally around 2:00 they start plowing our drive and sidewalks. I go outside once or twice to see if I'll be able to get my car into a spot. No luck. Eventually around 4, the lot I'm parked in is cleared and I can try and move my car. I manage to
unwedge it a little bit, but I can't back it out enough to move it to a spot. As luck would have it another car pulls into the lot. Two guys get out and ask if I need some help. They get a shovel and we dig my car out. My original plan was to drive back to my actual parking spot, but I decided not to push my luck and settled for the spot I could easily pull into. Nearly 12 hours after starting my day and 10 inches of snow later, my car was finally safely back and I was done dealing with the snow.
I was forced to use a vacation day and missed the office Christmas party. Getting stuck in a blizzard is not exactly my idea of a vacation. I have decided one of three things is necessary: 1. I find a job that is actually in Milwaukee County; 2. I move to the West Coast where it doesn't snow; or 3. I marry someone that is really rich so I don't have to work and can choose to stay home and go no where without feeling guilty.
This whole experience could lead me to write my first book too, but I'm pretty sure it would be a much more negative story than Nora Roberts (not that I've ever actually read hers).