You never really think you are the one with the accent. Everyone else is talking funny. You sound totally normal. On my trip to Europe I was one of few people from the Midwest or to be even more general, "The North." On the last day of the trip we all signed each others T-shirts. On the back of my shirt it it states: "I love to hear you talk." What's so interesting about the way I talk, I thought to myself. Then I realized the man who wrote it was from Georgia. So I did talk "funny." The group seemed to, in general, agree. I was baffled. So then I innocently ask, "Where do I sound like I'm from." Wrong question my friend. They all know you live in Wisconsin. So naturally, they say Wisconsin. Then I almost fell over. "I do not talk like I'm from Wisconsin!" I protested. I tried to explain what a person from Wisconsin would sound like in comparison to the way I talked, unsuccessfully. For instance, Wisconsinites would pronounce the word bag as if it had a long a, so "bage." They also call a drinking fountain a bubbler, but that is a rant for a later date. Unfortunately, those were the only solid examples I could muster up.
There have been other times where I've actually caught myself saying something like a person from Wisconsin. An "Oh sure" here and there that is a little too drawn out. It's times like these that I make the effort to get back to the Land of Lincoln. The Windy City is calling me home before it loses me forever. I like to think my Chicago accent is still well in tact, but things like this make me nervous. They make me long for home. I have grown to identify with Milwaukee, but I will never identify with this state. I'm just a Chicago girl living in Milwaukee; a FIB at heart. It's a good thing in a few weeks I'll be home for five straight days over Thanksgiving and then just a few more weeks and it's home for over a week for Christmas and New Years.
In the mean time, it looks like I'll be watching a lot of Super Fans sketches and will put Blues Brothers on loop.
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